Pillionaire

So everyone knows you’re always holding. Weekday, weekend, night, or day, you always have them. Some illegal, and some over-the-counter, you have it all. You’re a pillionaire. Yes, that's right, WadidoLA did just give you a dope new term to call a pill addict/dealer/Ecstasy head. Nothing scares you and you have pretty much tried everything. And, if you haven’t, you know someone who has. These are stories that will leave your pill followers/customers in awe. If you're reading this, you're probably indirectly thinking of one of your friends. Or, maybe you're thinking of your own pill stash with various sizes and colors of the rainbow. Yep! Pillionaire, pillionaire, pillionaire! It's okay, though, your Grandparents probably have a 7-day-a-week schedule of pills in a impressive pill box with the days of the week stenciled on. Impressive, yet they are pillionaires as well. They made it even easier for you to step into pill wealth and sound like an expert when you're dispensing your prescription, triple-dosage Aderall and Xanax during finals season. It's okay say it loud: I'm a pillionaire and I'm proud!