Once upon a time...Glen Rice and Sarah Palin?

....And just when I had chalked politics up as a boring ass loss, there's nothing like over hearing the term "Teabagging With The Teaparty" on a somewhat dull Wednesday afternoon, to kick my short attention span right back into gear!


So clearly, if you've been living under a rock for the most part of your "Hump Day" Wednesday, then please, let me be the first to enlighten you on some random, but nonetheless interesting daily tidbits on none other, than the woman you LOVE to HATE: Sarah Palin. According to a tell-all book written by Joe McGinnis titled, "Rogue: Searching For The Real Sarah Palin" scheduled to be released next week, "alledgedly" back in 1987, Sarah found herself indulging in some fetishes. Black athletes to be exact. Actually, word is: Sarah undoubtedly was into black men. Literally. Clearly back in the 80's, when the rest of the world was rockin' Kango hats, break dancing and poplocking on used cardboard on the street corners, Palin, a KTUU Reporter and aspiring Vice President was doing the nasty with college 3 point pro, soon to be NBA star Glen White.

Talk about being "Politically Erect" huh?! And yes, I know, this is a lot to take in. But wait, there's more....

According to reports, in a nutshell: Palin was fresh out of college working as a reporter for KTUU TV in Anchorage, Alaska, covering a story at "The Great Alaska Shootout" when she had a one night stand with Rice. Now, of course, noone REALLY knows how long these "encounters" lasted, but seriously, who would've thought Sarah Palin, of all people would go for the typical, locker room jock athlete??? Even more importantly how the hell did I miss the memo that Sarah Palin was a "Kardashian" in her past life?! Lol.

Anyhow, whatever the case may be, rumor or not, at least we acquired all the ingredients and makings to fuel our first bonfire of fall! Let's see, we got: Sex, politics, sports and race...and that my friends, is without a doubt the best way to slide into another season. (No pun intended) The way I see it: there's nothing like ingesting a big bowl of messy politics sprinkled with sex to spruce yourself up, right dab in the middle of the week. And speaking of food, is it just me or those this whole Sarah and Glen controversy give a whole new meaning to the term: "Like white on rice"???

Now if only Sarah would have stayed with him long enough to be featured on "Basketball Wives"...

Brandy Nicole