I've been hearing a lot of people milling about how tough it is to find someone; how hard it is to find a great girl. WLA is here to say it's quite time to put all your yearns for a girlfriend to rest; we're going to tell you how to lock one down.
First off, buy a shirt. Girls like shirts. Getting a girlfriend is hard enough, why compound your problems by being without a shirt when the grand opportunity presents itself? While you're at it, buy a pair of pants, NEVER shorts. Would you even want a girl that would go for a "man" in shorts? My point exactly. I know I wouldn't. Now, round the outfit off with a pair of socks and shoes. Everyone knows girls are into fashion. And now you're stylin'. That should do it for the would-be boyfriend uniform.
Now, for the tools. This is where your cell-phone becomes worth its weight in gold (which probably isn't that much, but that's besides the point). Make sure it's an up-to-date and marginally well-taken care of cellular device. Nothing too old, or something that looks like you've been spiking it against the cement all day. What kind of image does that give off? You don't want to be the joke of the room when you pull that thing out.
Next, you're going to need to find a hotspot. If you're going to better your chances of being successful with finding a girl to become your girlfriend, you must go where the girls are. Obviously. You must cohabit their place of tranquility. Logically, this differs for different types of girls (depends on what you like and are looking for). For party girls, try parties and late night eateries. Intellectual types? Try the library on Friday and Saturday; that's where the true pure breed intellectual types will be.
Can't make up your mind about what type of girl should be your type of girl? You can always go with what we call "cluster-gatherings". Now, this is very important, these are not to be confused with "cluster-f*%ks". Those are flat-out disasters. A "cluster-gathering", however, is more of a blessing from the lords above, seeing as it is only possible that someone ever-so-holy was able to put together a gathering of various types of women with various personalities, looks, ambitions, and most importantly....standards. Cluster-gatherings includes everyone's favorite places: Bed, Bath & Beyond, Target, the DMV, sports games, etc..
Now, this is where a born again bad a$$ like your self should thrive. Whatever (we really mean whoever) catches your eye, smile, and if she smiles back, she's yours!
....or, is she? In all honesty, there's a chance that smile she gave you was just a smile. Unfortunately, we live in the post-cavemen era, so to pull any girl worth calling a girl, you're going to have to work your magic with your communication. Girls don't only like communication. They LOVE it. Preferably, understandable verbal communication, no grunts just yet (those are reserved for the bedroom).
This is important. Give her the goods, but never, ever, EVER before you present the goods. No special order here. Sometimes a world-ending hilarious joke must come before you introduce yourself, but save the jokes: you mean business. Girls like to laugh, but c'mon....you're not a comedian. Be yourself. Do what you do. Just get a conversation going. Somewhere in there, try to throw in what you're about (you know...basic interests) as well as why you approached her instead of staying where you were and smiling at her arkwardly for five minutes. She'll appreciate it.
She will respect such honesty. If she doesn't, she's not the one. Which isn't her fault, or yours, for that matter. She just hasn't became aware of what she needs in life (you, obviously). Wish her well and move on to the next. Repeat until you find the one that reacts in a way of your liking. Once you find this mythical one, do nothing until she realizes that she needs you and truly can't live without you and that she will cry for weeks on end if you leave her. Yes, all this can happen in 5 minutes.
Good luck with your success!
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