Affectionately dubbed ‘Her Royal Hotness,’ Pippa Middleton has gained a legion of admirers after the debut of her derrière encased in that white dress at The Royal Wedding. After creating such a stir with her pert physique, this English socialite and party planner has attained numerous websites and Facebook pages with the subject content mainly concerning her behind.
Personally, I don’t believe the attention it’s receiving is justified…. Okay, okay I’m lying and that’s just my inner envy airing.
Basically: Pip’s post is near perfect. It’s not obnoxious yet it doesn’t take a careful eye to spot. It’s sizable, smooth, bears the right amount of sway when she walks and fills out a pair of jeans regally (and as a royal ass should).
So how does one attain such a Royal-worthy behind (and hopefully a smidgen of the attention that accompanies it)? Simply, Pippa commits herself weekly to a booty-busting combination of Pilates and circuit training. Miss Middleton actually wrote a testimonial on the Pilates class website explaining how Pilates leaves her “feeling refreshed” and, essentially, how it has “changed her life.”
Well sure, Pip. It would be relatively refreshing and a tad life changing given your booty backers! But I guess the results speak for themselves.
I don’t know about you, but I’m booking myself into the next available Pilates class asap! Damn.
Simone Leagh (@simoneleagh)
Her bum even has a Facebook!
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