Pinocchio is Awful at Relationships

Cosmo magazine says that in order to make a relationship work, you need to constantly try new things in the bedroom. Seventeen magazine says you need to send flirty text messages and go on double dates. Maxim says you need to look like a Playboy bunny. But, really, it's much simpler than that. The key to any relationship is honesty. And if honesty is missing, as is true of any missing key, you will forever be locked in place, no doors will be opened for the growth and betterment of your love life.