Think Twice Before You Request a Booth At a Restaurant

I work at a restaurant with a pretty succesful clientele. During the day you get your average douche-bag or the occasional " do you know who I am" guy but the real action happens at night.
Many high rollers, celebrities and some of Los Angeles wealthiest men choose this place as a getaway. At least 40% of the time I see many married men who come into the restaurant with hookers as a way to loosen up for the fun they're going to have later on.. The real fun is when they come to the restaurant requesting booths. To do what you ask??? There is a lot of female and male genital servicing going on under the tables( since booths are semi private).. Thought I'd share that info for next time you go to a restaurant...

Sincerely,
The Nightly Freaked Host