WadidoLA: What your TL has been missing

What do you do when the FCC comes in and shuts down your website? You brush your self off and you start a Twitter! Especially in the case of Funny Bros. Their Twitter has been up and running for a while now. Beware of their tweets, though, they'll definitely drop your jaw! Their motto is "balls out funny". Either way, they are just what your Twitter time line was missing. Follow them! @Funny_Bros

Read on for the story behind Funny Bros

(read at your own risk)

"The funniness really began way back in 1996 with an event now known as “The Fruit Bowl Incident”. (Which by the way would make a helluva Guns-n-Roses album title someday)

Story goes…while on a youth retreat the two of us broke curfew to sneak into the girls rooms nearby. We’d been playing GoldenEye on the N64 with one of our counselors (who happened to be a cop).

When we tried to get back into our room…he had locked us out and had the curtain open so he could taunt us.

About that time, Brandon said to me “Watch this…I’m gonna press him up a fruit bowl!”

I had never heard that term used before…but none the less I was laughing like a school girl.

So Brandon proceeds to remove his ass from his pants or vice versa…and sticks it squarely on the glass. By now our counselor is inside getting a chuckle and we are outside laughing like we’d just found our sisters vibrator.

That’s when it happened. Two cops walk around the corner and see a bare ass against the glass and two numb nuts laughing hysterically. They were none too amused. I believe they said something to the effect of:

COPS: “So, you like showing your ass to people huh?”

BRANDON: “No”

ME: (with my back turned to the cops still laughing, knocking on our door to get our counselor out there to vouch for us)

COPS: “Well, we can make a little trip downtown and you and show your ass to people in jail…how does that sound?”

BRANDON: “Ummm, I’m sorry officers…it won’t happen again.”

Much more groveling ensued…as I was let inside the room to safety.

Eventually our counselor came out and smoothed things over. But by then the rooms closest to ours had their curtains drawn with people peering out to see what the commotion was about. I think the funniest part was watching the blissful high from Brandon laughing, instantly turn into fear. And to this day…we are used as an example of what NOT to do when on a youth retreat and that my friends is a legacy.