For some reason or another, at every party I go to I always end up on the floor for some reason or another and it is total B.S.. Here I am half past drunk as [expletive] trying to get the hottest girl I can find to put her hot [expletive] on me to the rhythm of the beat. But I fell like I'm shooting myself in the foot if my first words to her are "Hey, can you help me off the floor, I seemed to have slipped in some alcoholic beverage/another partier's vomit".
