The problem with thirst pt. 2

Now, I do not disagree with anything the previous post discussed about todays thirsty women. We all know them, we all see them, the men recognize them, and chances are if you truthfully believe you have never been exposed to the THIRST that we all love to hate, then you probably are the thirst monster herself. Now, the last post was used to explain and define what a thirsty woman is. This is a post to give you men a heads up that you are dealing with a stage five thirsty clinger, and to hopefully knock some sense into the thirsty girls that are unaware of their terrible, terrible desperation.

You're a man and You just played in a soccer, basketball, baseball or even tennis game and you're coming out of the locker room. Your girl is waiting outside for you, along with your family, but they aren't the only ones anticipating your arrival the most! There is a thirsty girl lurking in the shadows just waiting to get you alone. My main advice, never look this monster in the eyes. The second you do, you are automatically in a dilemma. She will run up to you, hug you, tell you what an amazing game you played, and tell you to text her later, in front of your whole family and even worse in front of your girl. You will have a lot of explaining to do, and a lot of things to hash out, ALL BECAUSE OF THE THIRST! Don't let it happen to you.

Now this is a warning to all you girls, if you find that you are connecting with any of the following symptoms and signals, you need to re-evaluate yourself and your life. If you find yourself walking around the gym in tight revealing clothes because you heard professional athletes were going to be there that day...you're thirsty! If you find yourself tweeting at professional athletes asking them for a follow back, or begging them for any sort of attention...you're thirsty! If you find yourself subtweeting about men who do not give shit about you and constantly trying to put them on blast with no advances in the situation...you're thirsty! If you find yourself sending text messages to men begging them to be in your bed, telling them you would like to have sexual relations with them, or just doing too much...you're thirsty! 

Last and probably most important, if you find yourself loaning out your iPad, iPhone, gifting Playstations, Xboxs, or any expensive things to men in hopes for a sexual relationship in return...YOU'RE THIRSTY! Now, if you find that your feeling like I am attacking you in this post, or if you feel offended, then the truth is, you're thirsty, and the truth hurts.

To the men: Avoid these thirsty women, they lead to nothing but trouble in your life and realistically I can vouch from experience when I say most of the time, they turn out to be crazy. Thirsty women...fix yourselves! There's still hope, you're still young, and hopefully you can be saved!

The problem with thirst pt. 1